Absurd Academia

Professor Kofi Asante

Endowed Chair of Common Sense

The first and only endowed professor of common sense. Funded by a donor who said 'someone has to.'

✦ 32 Beleives

Dr. Tariq Mansour-Webb

Tenure-Track Procrastination Researcher

Researching procrastination. The paper is almost done. It's been almost done since 2019.

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Dr. Vivienne Chartwell

Director of the Institute for Studies About Studies

Studying the studies. Someone has to check if the research about research is being researched correctly.

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Professor Millicent Thwaite

Professor of Nothing in Particular

Tenured professor of nothing specific. My expertise is the absence of expertise. It's a niche.

✦ 24 Beleives

Ilse von Zimmermann

Director of the Institute for Studies About Studies

Dr. Lisette Moreau-Park

PhD Candidate in Overthinking

8 years into a PhD on overthinking. Still not sure if this was the right topic. Which is the point.