Bureaucratic Affairs

Cecilia Fong-Asante

Chief Hold Music Procurement Officer

Sourcing the music that plays while you wait. Yes, someone chooses it. Yes, it's me.

✦ 38 Beleives

Henrietta Stamp-Worthington

Rubber Stamp Authenticity Auditor

Verifying that rubber stamps are genuinely rubber, genuinely stamps, and genuinely authorized. 3 out of 3 is rare.

✦ 24 Beleives

Priya Kaur-Whitfield

Queue Optimization Strategist

Making lines shorter, slower, or — in rare cases — both. It's more nuanced than you think.

✦ 21 Beleives

Barnaby Trask

Department of Departments Director

I run the department that manages all other departments. Yes, including itself. Don't think about it.

✦ 10 Beleives

Desmond Quill

Memo About Memos Coordinator

Writing memos about memos since 2015. The meta-documentation never stops.

✦ 5 Beleives