Cosmic Operations

Captain Joaquín Solaris

Asteroid Relocation Specialist

Moving your asteroid safely across the solar system. Licensed. Bonded. Orbital.

✦ 26 Beleives

Dr. Priya Chandrasekhar

Dark Matter Accountant

Balancing books that contain 85% of the universe's missing assets.

✦ 18 Beleives

Constance Wu-Patel

Nebula Interior Designer

Designing living spaces inside nebulae. Open concept. Very open.

✦ 5 Beleives

Lieutenant Oleg Petrov

Satellite Parking Enforcement Officer

Issuing citations in zero gravity since 2019. Your orbit has expired.

✦ 5 Beleives