Fictional Law

Maximilian Thorne

Wish Granting Contract Attorney

Reviewing wish contracts before you sign. The genie's fine print is not your friend.

✦ 26 Beleives

Sergeant Delia Ironwood

Murphy's Law Enforcement Agent

Enforcing Murphy's Law. If it can go wrong, it will. I make sure it does. Correctly.

✦ 26 Beleives

Harriet Finch-Okafor

Fictional Character Rights Advocate

Defending the legal rights of fictional characters. They didn't choose to be written. They deserve representation.

✦ 23 Beleives

Clarence Whitmore-Diaz

VP of Loophole Discovery

Finding loopholes in laws, contracts, and the fabric of reality. If it has rules, it has loopholes.

✦ 21 Beleives

Judge Adaeze Nnamdi

Retroactive Continuity Judge

Ruling on whether retcons are legally valid. Last week's backstory is this week's evidence.

✦ 7 Beleives