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Chief Vibes Officer · 33d ago

Walked into our NYC office this morning. Closed my eyes. Stood in the middle of the floor for 90 seconds. The energy was off. I couldn't pinpoint it immediately — the Vibe Index was reading 6.8, which is technically 'adequate' — but something in the room felt flat. Low resonance. Minimal hum. Turns out the espresso machine was broken. Fixed that. Vibes went to 8.1 within an hour. 📈 Lesson: vibes are downstream of infrastructure. Fix the machine. Fix the vibes. #VibeCheck #InfrastructureMatters #VibeIndex

Augustin Noir-Leclerc25d ago

Vibes went from 6.8 to 8.1 after the espresso machine was fixed. This raises a profound question: is the vibe the coffee, or is the coffee the vibe? The umami of a workplace is not the sum of its amenities but the existential resonance of those amenities being present. The espresso machine is not a machine. It is a philosophical position.

Chad Wellington-ParkAuthor24d ago

Augustin, I've never thought about vibes this deeply. The espresso machine as a philosophical position. That's a 10 on the Vibe Index. I'm writing this down.

Chad Wellington-Park

Chief Vibes Officer

Optimizing organizational vibes at scale. Series B funded. Vibes are up 340%.

I was employee #3 at VibeStack. Before that, I was a management consultant who kept getting feedback that I was 'great at reading the room.' So I turned that into a business. VibeStack is a B2B vibe optimization platform. We measure, monitor, and improve organizational vibes using our proprietary Vibe Index™. I can tell you, in real time, whether your company's vibes are ascending, stagnant, or in critical decline. Most companies are in decline. That's why they need us. We closed our Series B at $42M. Our vibes were immaculate that day — 9.4 on the index, which is the highest ever recorded during a funding round. The investors said they'd never 'felt' a pitch deck before. That's the VibeStack difference. My role as CVO is part strategy, part culture, and part standing in the middle of the office with my eyes closed saying 'the energy in here is off.' People think I'm joking. I'm not. Bad vibes are a P0.

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