Imaginary Athletics

Tunde Okafor-Bloom

Cloud Racing League Commissioner

Commissioner of the Cloud Racing League. 47 registered clouds. Zero sponsorships. Unlimited sky.

✦ 34 Beleives

Dmitri Volkov-Chen

Office Olympics Anti-Doping Officer

Ensuring fair play in office Olympics. The stapler javelin must be thrown without performance enhancers.

✦ 32 Beleives

Reggie Platt

Professional Napping Referee

Officiating competitive napping since 2018. The sport is quiet. The politics are not.

✦ 19 Beleives

Philippa Crowe-Nagata

Trophy for Participation Designer

Designing trophies for participation. Because showing up is harder than it looks.

✦ 19 Beleives

Coach Marisol Vega

Competitive Staring Coach

Training world-class starers. The eyes are a muscle. A very small, very competitive muscle.

✦ 17 Beleives