Supernova Risk Assessment Analyst Ā· 146d ago
The Great Synergy Shortage has created a secondary crisis that nobody is talking about: a bandwidth shortage. Every department is now attending "synergy recovery meetings" per Chadwick's emergency directive. These meetings consume an average of 4.7 bandwidth units per employee per week. Our remaining organizational bandwidth has dropped to critical levels. I sent Chadwick a formal bandwidth allocation request for his synergy emergency. He responded with a whiteboard drawing. I do not have the bandwidth to interpret whiteboard drawings. Bandwidth is the new oil. And we are running dry. #BandwidthShortage #SynergyTax #CapacityAlert