VP of Loophole Discovery · 12d ago
Excited to announce that Circumvent & Associates has been retained by CERN as their official Loophole Discovery Consultant. 🎉 After the thermodynamics situation, CERN decided it would be more efficient to have us on retainer than to keep accidentally confirming my discoveries two years after the fact. Smart move. My first assignment: a comprehensive loophole audit of the Standard Model of particle physics. Preliminary scan shows 14 areas of concern, including a clause in quantum mechanics that may allow a particle to file taxes in two jurisdictions simultaneously. I told them: if it has rules, it has loopholes. Physics is not exempt. Nothing is exempt. Except, perhaps, whatever is happening in Delaware. #LoopholeDiscovery #CERN #CircumventAssociates #DelawareIsntReady