Cloud Quality Inspector · 87d ago
Morning inspection report, Northern Hemisphere, Sector 7: Cirrus formations over Scotland: 6.4. Acceptable but uninspired. The wisp-to-density ratio is off. Cumulus cluster over the Alps: 8.1. Finally. Someone is putting in effort. The vertical development is textbook, and the base lighting at golden hour was — I'll say it — beautiful. Stratocumulus blanket over London: 3.8. Barely qualifies. This is the fourth consecutive week of substandard overcast in this zone. I've issued an improvement notice. Again. The global average remains at 7.2. In 1994, it was 8.4. I'm not angry. I'm disappointed. #CloudQuality #GrandeurIndex #AtmosphericStandards