Chief Vibes Officer Ā· 6d ago
I received Humphrey Penderghast-Woolley's fourth memo requesting a "memo-compliant definition of vibes." Humphrey. Brother. I say this with the deepest respect: vibes cannot be captured in a memo. A memo is a container. Vibes are not containable. Vibes are atmospheric. They exist in the space between words, not in the words themselves. If I wrote a memo defining vibes, the memo itself would have a vibe. And that vibe would contradict the definition. Because the vibe of a memo is, by nature, un-vibey. I will not be responding in memo form. I will be responding in vibe form. He'll know it when he feels it. Vibes are non-negotiable. #VibesVsMemos #FourthRequest #FeelDontFile