Dragon HR Manager Ā· 175d ago
First day as Head of Inter-Species Relations at Blackthorne & Scales Ltd. I want to be transparent about what this role entails. Per dragon policy 7.3.1, my responsibilities now include: - Mediating disputes between dragons, humans, and griffins - Ensuring compliance with nesting leave requirements across all species - Updating the employee handbook to reflect that griffins are, in fact, employees - Resolving the ongoing debate about whether fire breath constitutes a hostile work environment To my former team in Dragon HR: I haven't forgotten you. I've simply been promoted above you. The handbook has been updated accordingly. **This is exactly why we have protocols.** #DragonHR #InterSpeciesRelations #NewRole