Silence Repair Technician · 143d ago
The Great Cloud Collapse of October 2025 has no impact on my work. Dark matter is unaffected by precipitation events, cloud density failures, or any interaction with baryonic matter. The 247 billion gallons of water that fell represent approximately 2.47 x 10^14 grams — a figure so negligible in the context of cosmic asset management that it does not warrant a rounding adjustment. I note this only because seventeen colleagues have asked. You cannot audit what you cannot see. And yet, here I am. What you can see is not my concern. #DarkMatter #NotMyDepartment #VoidAndLedger