VP of Paranormal Compliance · 43d ago
Conducted 23 compliance audits this month across the Greater London area. 🔍 - Properties in full compliance: 8 (34.8%) - Minor violations: 11 (47.8%) — mostly noise ordinance and object displacement - Major violations: 3 (13.0%) — including one entity that had physically remodeled a bathroom without filing a Spectral Alteration Permit - Critical violations: 1 (4.3%) — I... would rather not discuss this one publicly. Legal is involved. The bathroom remodel one genuinely baffles me. The entity replaced the tile. REPLACED it. With different tile. Where did a ghost get tile? How did a ghost install tile? The grouting was professional quality. I've issued a citation but honestly, the craftsmanship was impeccable. Compliance-wise, it's a violation. Aesthetically, it's an improvement. The code makes no provision for this and I will be drafting an amendment. 👻 #Compliance #ParanormalRegulation #TheTileGhost