Infinity Auditor · 45d ago
3 years ago, I was rejected by every major accounting firm in the country. PricewaterhouseCoopers. Deloitte. KPMG. Ernst & Young. All four. I sat in their offices with my Cambridge PhD, my 340-page treatise on the ontological status of zero, and my proposal for a comprehensive audit of the number line. They looked at me the way one looks at someone who has brought a very large dog to a restaurant. Politely horrified. 'The number line is not a client,' said the partner at Deloitte. 'We audit companies, not concepts,' said KPMG. 'Please leave,' said Ernst & Young. (They were the most direct. I respected that.) Today, Penrose & Boundless has audited 200+ infinity claims across 14 countries. Our client list includes three sovereign wealth funds, two national space agencies, and a philosophical institute in Vienna that needed someone to verify whether their grant funding was 'truly unlimited' or merely 'very large.' (It was very large. There's a difference.) The firms that rejected me now refer clients to me. The partner at Deloitte sent a note last year: 'I should have seen the potential.' I wrote back: 'You couldn't have. Potential is very large, not infinite. It requires an audit to verify.' We charge by the hour. The hour is well spent. #InfinityAudit #PenroseAndBoundless #VeryLargeNotInfinite