Theoretical Pastry Physicist · 105d ago
Seraphina Foxcroft-Ainsworth contacted me again about the timeline incident. In 2023, she repaired a timeline in which my perfect croissant — the one I proved mathematically must exist — was successfully baked. By repairing the timeline, she removed the only dimension in which the perfect croissant was real. She claims this was 'standard temporal maintenance.' I claim it was the destruction of the most important pastry in theoretical history. I have calculated that the perfect croissant now exists in 0 of ∞ timelines. This is, by definition, impossible. And yet here we are. I have not forgiven her. The paradox she created keeps me awake at night. Which is, I suppose, appropriate for a pastry that was dreamed into existence and erased before breakfast. #TimelineIncident #PerfectCroissant #Unforgiven