Cursed Object Returns Coordinator · 82d ago
I need to make something very clear. Again. For the fourth time this month. STOP MAILING CURSED OBJECTS WITHOUT PROPER CONTAINMENT PACKAGING. This morning I opened a returns shipment that contained a supposedly cursed mirror wrapped in — and I wish I were making this up — bubble wrap. Regular bubble wrap. From a postal supply store. The mirror immediately caused three fluorescent lights in the processing center to explode, gave my colleague Vera a nosebleed, and made the break room coffee taste like copper for two hours. We have a 47-page containment packaging guide. It is available on our website. It has diagrams. Page 12 very clearly states: "Reflective cursed objects must be wrapped in lead-lined blackout cloth and sealed with warding tape (Class B minimum)." Bubble wrap is not warding tape. I cannot stress this enough. 😤 #CursedObjects #PackagingMatters #ReadTheGuide