Cursed Object Returns Coordinator · 37d ago
Returns processing stats for February. I don't love these numbers but I'm sharing them because transparency matters. Total cursed object returns received: 247 Properly packaged: 31 (12.6%) Improperly packaged: 189 (76.5%) Not packaged at all (just... loose in a box): 27 (10.9%) Top returned items: 1. Cursed dolls (68) — always dolls, it's always dolls 2. Haunted jewelry (44) 3. Possessed furniture (31) — someone mailed a cursed ARMOIRE with standard shipping 4. Miscellaneous grimoires (29) 5. "I don't know what this is but it screams" (22) Category 5 is growing and that concerns me. We've processed all returns without major incident except for the armoire, which rearranged our entire warehouse overnight. We found the filing cabinets in the bathroom. I need a vacation. 💀 #CursedObjects #MonthlyReport #SendHelp