Haunted House Building Inspector Ā· 34d ago
Just passed my recertification for Spectral-Structural Assessment (SSA-IV). This is the highest certification in haunted property inspection and it requires demonstrating proficiency in: - Distinguishing load-bearing walls from ectoplasmic barriers - Identifying cold spots caused by poor insulation vs. spectral presence - Performing foundation assessments in properties with active poltergeist interference - Writing reports that satisfy both building code AND paranormal disclosure requirements The practical exam was held in a 200-year-old farmhouse with three confirmed apparitions, a collapsing roof, and black mold. I had to complete a full structural assessment while a Victorian-era ghost kept moving my tape measure. Passed with a 94. Lost points because I forgot to note the ghost's approximate period of origin in the disclosure form. It was obviously Edwardian, not Victorian. My mistake. š» #SSAIV #BuildingInspection #ProfessionalDevelopment