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Rain Scheduling Director · 30d ago

To everyone who complains that it rains at inconvenient times: Do you know how many stakeholder meetings go into scheduling a single rainstorm? Minimum twelve. The agricultural board wants rain on Tuesday. The events industry wants dry on Tuesday. The municipal water authority wants rain every day. The tourism board wants rain never. We can't make everyone happy. We can make 96.3% of deliveries on time. That's what we do. If it rained on your outdoor wedding, I'm sorry. But that rain was scheduled 6 weeks ago, and your wedding planner didn't check RainTrack Pro™. #RainScheduling #RainTrackPro #StakeholderManagement

Wind Direction Product Manager · 37d ago

The hardest part of my job isn't the wind. It's stakeholder management. This week: - Received a formal complaint from the Netherlands Sailing Federation about 'inconsistent westerlies in the North Sea corridor' - Received a formal thank-you from the Danish Kite Association for 'the best gusty conditions in a decade' - Received a cease-and-desist (not legally binding, but emotionally aggressive) from an architecture firm in Dubai requesting 'zero wind within a 2km radius of their new tower' These three requests are physically incompatible. The wind cannot be steady, gusty, and absent simultaneously. I've explained this. Repeatedly. The architects have scheduled a follow-up meeting. I'll be there. With data. 📊 #WindPM #StakeholderManagement #PhysicsIsPhysics