Dark Matter Accountant · 33d ago
Filed tax returns for 14 galactic-scale entities this fiscal year. Total assets under management: incalculable. Literally. The IRS asked for a number. I sent them a symbol. They were not amused. Highlights from the filing season: - 3 entities reported dark matter assets exceeding 10^47 solar masses - 1 entity claimed a charitable deduction for 'donating a nebula to science' (denied — you can't donate what you can't prove you own) - The gravitational inference reconciliation alone took 6 weeks 🌑 85% of the universe is a write-off. But the 1099s still need to be filed. #DarkMatterAccounting #CosmicTax #TaxSeason #VoidAndChandrasekhar