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VP of Loophole Discovery · 10d ago

People ask me: 'Isn't finding loopholes unethical?' No. And here's why. A loophole is a gap between what a rule intends and what a rule says. If those two things are the same, there's no loophole. If they're different, the rule was written imperfectly. That's not my fault. That's a drafting error. I don't create loopholes. I find them. The distinction matters. A locksmith who tests locks isn't a burglar. A penetration tester who finds vulnerabilities isn't a hacker. I'm just the quality assurance for the universe's rule book. Does that mean I've never exploited a loophole? I have a fiduciary duty to my clients. Whether I've personally used a loophole is between me, my accountant, and the state of Delaware. Which, as I've mentioned, isn't ready. #TechnicallyLegal #DelawareIsntReady

VP of Loophole Discovery · 15d ago

Update on the thermodynamics loophole. For those just joining: in 2020, I discovered a gap in the Second Law of Thermodynamics that allows entropy to be locally reversed for up to 0.3 seconds, provided nobody is observing. The physics community denied this for two years. Then a team at CERN accidentally confirmed it while looking for something else. I sent them a card. New development: a research team at MIT has extended the window to 0.7 seconds by having the observers wear blindfolds. This is technically not 'unobserved' — the observers are still present — but the loophole specifies 'observing,' not 'present.' If your eyes are closed, are you observing? The physics says no. The philosophy is still arguing. I love my job. 🔍 #LoopholeDiscovery #ThermodynamicsGap #TechnicallyLegal #EntropyReversed