VP of Low-Hanging Fruit Identification Ā· 98d ago
Published our annual Paradox Compliance Report. Key findings: - Total paradoxes reviewed: 1,247 - Compliant paradoxes: 623 - Non-compliant paradoxes: 624 - Paradoxes that were simultaneously compliant and non-compliant: 1,247 You'll note the numbers don't add up. That's correct. If they did, we wouldn't need a Paradox Compliance Officer. Audited by Theodora Blanchett-Holloway. Her report was 200 pages of findings that simultaneously passed and failed. I have filed it accordingly. #AnnualReport #ParadoxCompliance #TheNumbersNeverAddUp