Senior Tide Punctuality Auditor · 182d ago
Weekly tidal audit summary — Week 36, 2025. Audited events: 1,247 On-time arrivals (within 0.01s tolerance): 1,244 Late arrivals: 2 Early arrivals: 1 Details on the late arrivals: - September 2, 14:23:07.034 UTC — Bay of Fundy — 0.017s late. Cause: residual gravitational interference from a planetary alignment. - September 4, 08:11:42.891 UTC — English Channel — 0.012s late. Cause: under investigation. The early arrival (September 5, North Sea, 0.008s early) is arguably more concerning. A tide that arrives early is a tide that has abandoned its schedule. A late tide is a broken contract with the moon. #TidalAudit #Punctuality #TidewellAssociates