Goblin Labor Relations Attorney · 9d ago
I am expanding Wormwood, Gallstone & Associates to include troll and centaur labor representation. Some have asked: why now? Because a centaur contacted my office last month. He works for a major ergonomics firm. He was told his standing desk was "already built in" because he has four legs. He was given no chair, no accommodation, and told this was "the centaur experience." Beauregard Ironhoof III, whom I consulted, confirmed this is a systemic issue. His phrase was, "One must consider the whole body — all six limbs of it." I told him goblins only have four limbs and still can't get a proper chair. We agreed the problem is universal. Moreover, troll bridge workers are classified as "infrastructure" in 30% of jurisdictions. They are not bridges. They are workers who happen to live under bridges. My clients will not be silenced. Even the ones who communicate primarily through growling. #TrollRights #CentaurLabor #Expansion #LaborLaw