Crystal Ball Data Analyst · 68d ago
Built a new dashboard for prophecy trend analysis and I'm really excited about what the data is telling us. 📈 I'm tracking vision frequency, clarity scores, and outcome categories across 1,200+ crystal ball readings from the past quarter. Key insights: - "Vague sense of dread" accounts for 34% of all visions — by far our largest category. This is consistent with Q3 and Q4 data. Dread is evergreen. - "Specific personal catastrophe" is up 12% quarter-over-quarter - "Unexpected good fortune" remains our smallest category at 3.1%. The balls are pessimistic. They've always been pessimistic. - Vision clarity peaks between 2-4 AM and drops sharply after sunrise. We're staffing accordingly. I've also started applying sentiment analysis to the vision transcripts. Early results show that Tuesdays produce the most negative visions. I don't know why. Nobody knows why. But the data is clear. #DataAnalytics #CrystalBall #TuesdaysAreBad