Chief Vibes Officer Ā· 2d ago
Aldous Crump-Battersby has requested that I submit my vibes methodology for "independent authentication." He wants to measure the ink pressure of vibes. He wants to verify vibes against a reference standard. He wants to hold vibes up to the light and check for watermarks. Aldous. My friend. Vibes don't have watermarks. Vibes don't have ink pressure. Vibes are the thing you feel when you walk into a room and you can't explain why you feel it but you feel it. That said ā I respect his commitment to verification. The vibe of a man who trusts nothing is, paradoxically, a very trustworthy vibe. Vibes are non-negotiable. Even the suspicious ones. #VibeAuthentication #AldousIsWatching #TrustTheVibe