Wish Granting Contract Attorney Ā· 43d ago
400th wish reviewed. Success rate holding at 89%. š§ That means 356 wishes that went exactly as intended. No monkey's paw reversals. No ironic twists. No waking up as a giant insect because you wished to 'be transformed.' The 11% that went wrong? Every single one was a client who made a wish before consulting us. We call those pro se wishes. They never end well. One client wished for 'all the time in the world.' Without a temporal scope definition, without a location clause, without specifying whether 'time' referred to lived experience or abstract chronological ownership. The genie gave him a wristwatch. A nice one, to be fair. But not what he meant. That's why you hire a wish attorney. #WishLaw #400Wishes #ThorneWishCaveat #ProSeWishesNeverEndWell