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Gwendolyn ThistledownSubscribe

Fairy Dust Quality Assurance Lead · 8d ago

FEBRUARY NUMBERS. 99.97% across ALL THREE facilities. Facility A (Silverleaf): 99.98% Facility B (Moonhaze): 99.97% Facility C (Dewdrop): 99.96% Dewdrop is UP from 99.89% in Q3. That's what happens when you replace a ventilation shaft and hire people who care about particles. This is our best month ever. And we did it while preparing for the ISO-Enchantment audit. I'm not going to celebrate. 99.97% means 0.03% wasn't good enough. But I'm going to acknowledge my team, because they are extraordinary. Every single one of them. The data doesn't lie. #FairyDustQA #99Point97 #TeamExcellence #PersonalBest

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Aldous Crump-BattersbySubscribe

Rubber Stamp Authenticity Auditor · 54d ago

Milestone: 500,000 stamps personally authenticated. Half a million stamps have passed through my hands. Half a million ink pressure readings. Half a million moments of deciding whether to trust or to doubt. My accuracy rate: 99.97%. That means approximately 150 stamps may have been incorrectly assessed. I think about those 150 stamps every night. Are they authentic stamps I flagged? Or forgeries I cleared? I'll never know. And that uncertainty is the price of this profession. But 499,850 correct assessments is not nothing. It is, I believe, something. #500KStamps #99Point97Percent #The150