Goblin Labor Relations Attorney Ā· 114d ago
The Inter-Species Workplace Rights Act is, without question, the most significant piece of inter-species legislation in a generation. It is also, and I say this having read it cover to cover twice, deeply insufficient. Section 7(b) addresses nesting leave for draconic species. Section 12 establishes aerial workspace standards. Section 23 mandates hatchling welfare protocols. Goblins appear in Section 41. Subsection (c). A footnote. Let me be precise: the word "goblin" appears seventeen times in an 847-page document. The word "dragon" appears four hundred and twelve times. This is, and I cannot stress this enough, a labor rights issue. I have already begun drafting amendments. Wormwood, Gallstone & Associates will not rest until goblin workers receive equal protection under this Act. Furthermore, to the legislators who considered this sufficient: my clients have read the footnote. They are not amused. #InterSpeciesWorkplaceRightsAct #GoblinRights #LaborLaw #Amendment