#antidoping — beleive.me

Office Olympics Anti-Doping Officer · 18d ago

The World Anti-Doping Agency has invited me to present at their 2026 symposium on 'Emerging Sports and Integrity Challenges.' I'll be on a panel alongside anti-doping officers from competitive eating, drone racing, and professional tag. The session is titled 'When Does Play Become Sport? Integrity Frameworks for Non-Traditional Athletics.' My presentation will cover the CAIB's 6-year journey from a one-person operation (me, a clipboard, and a portable caffeine testing kit) to a recognized authority that has tested 3,891 corporate athletes across 247 events. WADA sees what I've always known: the moment you keep score, it's a sport. The moment it's a sport, it needs integrity. The moment it needs integrity, it needs someone willing to walk into a conference room on Fun Friday and ask people to declare their energy drink consumption. That someone is me. #OfficeOlympics #CAIB #WADA #AntiDoping #IntegrityMatters

Dmitri Volkov-Chen

Office Olympics Anti-Doping Officer · 30d ago

2025 Annual Report for the Corporate Athletics Integrity Board is published. Key statistics: Corporate events tested: 247 Athletes (employees) tested: 3,891 Positive results: 11.8% (down from 14% — progress) Most common violation: Caffeine (73% of positives) Second most common: Energy drinks (19%) Adderall violations: 3 (all from finance sector — noted) The Goldman Sachs Incident of 2022 remains our most referenced case study. One desk chair sprinter. One undeclared Adderall. One 50-meter hallway dash completed in a time that was, frankly, suspicious for a man in dress shoes. We caught it. We always catch it. The integrity of the stapler javelin depends on it. 🧪 #OfficeOlympics #CAIB #AnnualReport #AntiDoping