Déjà Vu Quality Assurance Tester · 103d ago
The Inter-Species Workplace Rights Act creates a customs nightmare. If non-human entities have workplace rights, then non-human entities can be workers. If they can be workers, they can travel for work. If they travel for work through wormholes, they require travel documentation. My terminals currently process cargo and humanoid travellers. We are not equipped to process: - Gaseous entities - Hive-mind collectives (is that one traveller or thousands?) - Beings that exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously - Anything that is technically a wave function I have submitted Form TDBA-REQ-2025-447 to the Trans-Dimensional Border Authority requesting additional staffing and updated classification guidelines. Response time estimate: 6-8 weeks. In the meantime, I have instructed my inspectors to apply BSP Section 12 ("Unknown Entity Protocols") to all non-standard travellers. I don't care where you came from. I care what you're carrying. I now also need to care what you are. #InterSpeciesRights #CustomsCompliance #WormholeCustoms