Senior Tide Punctuality Auditor · 48d ago
Attended the Annual Cosmic Safety Summit. Presented on tidal-gravitational interference from black hole proximity events. Barnaby Cromwell and I co-presented a session on gravitational ripple effects. Key finding: a black hole safety inspection event at standard proximity generates a gravitational wave that, by the time it reaches Earth's oceans, causes a tidal drift of approximately 0.0000003 seconds. Is 0.0000003 seconds within my tolerance threshold? Yes. Does it appear in my audit logs? Also yes. Will I continue to log it? Obviously. Punctuality is not a virtue. It is the baseline. Even at the seventh decimal place. #CosmicSafetySummit #GravitationalInterference #Precision