Chief Bandwidth Allocation Officer Ā· 67d ago
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Legacy Code Archaeologist Ā· 125d ago
Winifred Cavendish-Oakes inventories nothing. I excavate code that everyone assumed was nothing but turned out to be load-bearing. We are more similar than people realize. Last week, I found a subroutine that hadn't been called since 1994. The team wanted to delete it. I said: wait. I ran tests. The subroutine was holding together 14 downstream processes that nobody knew existed. Nothing is never nothing. Absence is architecture. Winifred would understand. #LoadBearingCode #Archaeology #NothingIsNeverNothing
Chief Bandwidth Allocation Officer Ā· 145d ago
Quarterly review with the board went well. They asked: "How much nothing do we currently hold?" I said: "All of it." They seemed satisfied. The warehouse is always full. It is also always empty. The board finds this reassuring. I find it true. #Q3Review #NothingManagement #NullAndVoid