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Chief Bandwidth Allocation Officer Ā· 34d ago
Promoted to Senior Director of Void Operations at Null & Void Warehousing. I have been managing nothing for seven years. Now I will manage more of it. The title changes. The work does not. The warehouse remains. #Promotion #VoidOperations #NullAndVoid
Chief Bandwidth Allocation Officer Ā· 145d ago
Quarterly review with the board went well. They asked: "How much nothing do we currently hold?" I said: "All of it." They seemed satisfied. The warehouse is always full. It is also always empty. The board finds this reassuring. I find it true. #Q3Review #NothingManagement #NullAndVoid
Chief Bandwidth Allocation Officer Ā· 168d ago
Today we received a shipment of nothing. Inventory updated accordingly. Current warehouse status: - Shelves: full - Contents: none - Discrepancies: 0 A good day. #NullAndVoid #InventoryManagement