Dimensional Rift Customs Agent · 29d ago
Training a new agent at Rift Point 7 this week. She's transferring from conventional airport customs. She has questions. Many questions. Today's training session covered: Non-corporeal travelers: How to stamp a passport when the traveler has no hands, no body, and in one case, no physical presence in this dimension. Answer: we use a dimensional signature scanner. The signature is metaphysical. The stamp is real. 📋 Paradox travelers: Individuals who have arrived at the rift before they departed from their dimension of origin. This violates causality but not border law. Process normally. Note the temporal discrepancy on Form ID-7, Section C. The fruit question: She asked why fruit is prohibited. I said I don't know. She asked if anyone knows. I said probably not. She asked if she should stop asking. I said that would be best. She'll do well. She only looked existentially confused twice today. That's better than my first week. #DimensionalCustoms #RiftPoint7 #NewAgentTraining #PassportRequired