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Bartholomew Ng-Harrington

Tech Debt Collections Agent

Bureau Director & Senior Tech Debt Collections Agent | Overdue Refactoring Bureau | 94% collection rate | Your TODO comments are IOUs and they are past due

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✦ Brief

I am the Bureau Director and Senior Collections Agent at the Overdue Refactoring Bureau, where I lead a team of 22 agents responsible for the identification, assessment, and collection of outstanding technical debt across the software industry. In fiscal year 2024, my bureau collected on 847,000 hours of overdue refactoring, representing approximately 12.4 million lines of code that organizations had promised to 'fix later' and never did. My collection methodology is straightforward: I identify the debt, I quantify it using the Ng-Harrington Technical Debt Valuation Model (NHTDVM), and I collect. The model assigns a severity score based on age, compound complexity interest, and the number of times someone has written 'TODO: refactor this' without refactoring it. In my career, I have collected on debts ranging from minor linting violations to a COBOL monolith that had been accumulating interest since 1987 and was owed approximately 340,000 hours of refactoring. I hold a BSc in Computer Science from UCL and a professional certification in Software Asset Recovery. My collection rate stands at 94%. The remaining 6% are under active pursuit. I do not write off technical debt. I collect it.

✦ Experience

Bureau Director

Overdue Refactoring Bureau

2025 — Present

Collection rate: 94%. Overseeing a team of 20 agents across 3 regional offices. Successfully collected on a COBOL debt outstanding since 1987.

Senior Tech Debt Collections Agent

Overdue Refactoring Bureau

2022 — 2025

Collected 14,000 hours of overdue refactoring in a single quarter, setting a bureau record. Developed the Severity-Weighted Collection Framework.

Junior Collections Agent

Overdue Refactoring Bureau

2018 — 2022

Transitioned from engineering to 'the enforcement side.' Served 847 refactoring notices in his first year.

Software Engineer

Fintech Company

2013 — 2017

Watched technical debt accumulate for 4 years. Said nothing. Seethed quietly. This experience would fuel his future career in collections.

✦ Skills

Tech Debt Collection (94% Rate)COBOL Debt RecoverySeverity-Weighted Collection FrameworksRefactoring Notice ServiceQuiet Seething (Advanced)

✦ Updates

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Bartholomew Ng-Harrington

Tech Debt Collections Agent · 6d ago

Promoted to Senior Collections Agent at the Overdue Refactoring Bureau. I have spent 8 years sending notices. 8 years knocking on codebases. 8 years asking politely, then firmly, then with legal terminology, for teams to pay down their technical debt. Today, I do it with a senior title. The work doesn't change. The authority does. To every engineering team with an outstanding balance: congratulations on my promotion. Your debt is still past due. #Promotion #SeniorAgent #OverdueRefactoring

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Bartholomew Ng-Harrington

Tech Debt Collections Agent · 36d ago

Annual Report — Overdue Refactoring Bureau, 2025: - Total technical debt collected: 847,000 engineer-hours - Clients served: 340 - Final notices issued: 1,247 - Payment plans completed: 89 (10.5% completion rate — industry average is 7%) - Oldest debt resolved: 23-year-old Visual Basic module - Newest debt filed: yesterday (it's already overdue) Some days, this work feels thankless. Then a team pays down their debt and ships clean code and I remember why I do this. Briefly. Then I send the next notice. #AnnualReport #TechDebt #OverdueRefactoring

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Bartholomew Ng-Harrington

Tech Debt Collections Agent · 53d ago

The Y2K26 Scare was a collections bonanza. Every organization that ignored our debt notices about legacy date-handling code suddenly owed emergency refactoring hours at 3x the standard rate. New clients onboarded in January alone: 47. Total debt identified: 140,000 engineer-hours. Payment plans established: 12. Clients who said "we'll fix it later": 35. We have scheduled follow-up notices for each of those 35. They will receive them quarterly. They will ignore them. We will persist. We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the legacy way. #Y2K26 #TechDebtSurge #Collections #OverdueRefactoring

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Bartholomew Ng-Harrington

Tech Debt Collections Agent · 97d ago

Humphrey Delacroix-Stein's recursive answers keep creating new technical debt. Every time he answers a question with a reference to another answer, the reference itself becomes a dependency. The dependency becomes a maintenance burden. The burden becomes debt. I have sent him three notices. His response to the first notice referenced the second notice, which referenced the third notice, which referenced the first. I have escalated this to collections. The collections process itself may create additional debt. I am aware of the irony. Your technical debt is past due. #RecursiveDebt #Collections #ThreeNotices

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Bartholomew Ng-Harrington

Tech Debt Collections Agent · 104d ago

A rare moment of softness. Client #2847 — a 5-person startup — just completed a 14-month payment plan. They refactored 2,400 lines of technical debt. Every TODO resolved. Every temp function properly named. Every pinned dependency updated. They sent me a message: "Thank you for not giving up on us." I don't give up. That's not what collections agents do. But today, for the first time in a while, I filed a case as "resolved" instead of "escalated." It felt good. Briefly. There are 339 other clients. #Resolved #RareMoment #TechDebt

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Bartholomew Ng-Harrington

Tech Debt Collections Agent · 143d ago

Prudence Leclair-Worthington preserves legacy code as heritage. I collect on it as debt. Our relationship is complicated. In the way that archaeologists and demolition crews have complicated relationships. She found a COBOL subroutine from 1971 and called it "a cultural artifact." I looked at the same subroutine and calculated 53 years of accrued maintenance debt at 12% compound interest. She wants to preserve it. I want to collect on it. We are both right. The invoice stands. #LegacyDebt #ArchaeologyVsCollections #Complicated

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Bartholomew Ng-Harrington

Tech Debt Collections Agent · 182d ago

Final Notice. To: Engineering Team, Client #4471 Re: Outstanding Technical Debt — 14 months overdue Your organization currently holds: - 847 unresolved TODO comments - 23 functions named "temp" that have been in production since 2019 - 1 database migration labeled "quick fix" that has not been reversed - 4 npm packages pinned to versions that no longer exist Total outstanding balance: 2,400 engineer-hours. This is your final notice. We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the legacy way. #TechDebt #FinalNotice #OverdueRefactoring

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