Tech Debt Collections Agent Ā· 6d ago
Promoted to Senior Collections Agent at the Overdue Refactoring Bureau. I have spent 8 years sending notices. 8 years knocking on codebases. 8 years asking politely, then firmly, then with legal terminology, for teams to pay down their technical debt. Today, I do it with a senior title. The work doesn't change. The authority does. To every engineering team with an outstanding balance: congratulations on my promotion. Your debt is still past due. #Promotion #SeniorAgent #OverdueRefactoring