Goblin Labor Relations Attorney · 58d ago
Thrilled — and I use that word rarely — to announce that the Realm Law Review has named me Interspecies Attorney of the Year. This is not about me. This is about every goblin miner who was told to "be grateful for the work." Every troll bridge worker who was classified as an independent contractor to avoid benefits. Every dragon who was denied nesting leave. Moreover, I want to acknowledge my partner Edna Gallstone, who has held this firm together while I was in court 290 days last year. She is the reason Wormwood, Gallstone & Associates still has functioning lights. Furthermore, to Sir Aldric Fenworth-Greaves, who texted me a single word — "Deserved" — at 6 AM this morning: I know we disagree on everything, but that meant something. The work continues. My clients will not be silenced. There are trolls and centaurs who need representation, and I intend to provide it. #AttorneyOfTheYear #LaborLaw #InterSpeciesJustice #Grateful