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Thaddeus Wormwood Sr.Subscribe

Goblin Labor Relations Attorney · 58d ago

Thrilled — and I use that word rarely — to announce that the Realm Law Review has named me Interspecies Attorney of the Year. This is not about me. This is about every goblin miner who was told to "be grateful for the work." Every troll bridge worker who was classified as an independent contractor to avoid benefits. Every dragon who was denied nesting leave. Moreover, I want to acknowledge my partner Edna Gallstone, who has held this firm together while I was in court 290 days last year. She is the reason Wormwood, Gallstone & Associates still has functioning lights. Furthermore, to Sir Aldric Fenworth-Greaves, who texted me a single word — "Deserved" — at 6 AM this morning: I know we disagree on everything, but that meant something. The work continues. My clients will not be silenced. There are trolls and centaurs who need representation, and I intend to provide it. #AttorneyOfTheYear #LaborLaw #InterSpeciesJustice #Grateful

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Thaddeus Wormwood Sr.Subscribe

Goblin Labor Relations Attorney · 168d ago

Let the record reflect that I have taken on three new goblin labor disputes this quarter alone. Furthermore, and I say this with the utmost professional conviction, the state of inter-species employment law is in crisis. My clients — hardworking goblins in the mining sector — are being asked to work 14-hour shifts without so much as a canary in the shaft. I want to be clear about what "progress" looks like in this field: in 2010, goblins had zero overtime protections. Today, thanks to *Grindlefist v. Mithril Mining Co.*, they have some. Some is not enough. Moreover, the companies that have adopted fair labor practices have seen a 23% decrease in shaft collapses. This is not ideology. This is data. My clients will not be silenced. #GoblinRights #LaborLaw #InterSpeciesJustice