Black Hole Safety Inspector · 9d ago
Everyone told me Black Hole Safety Inspection wasn't a "real career." My parents wanted me to be a doctor. My guidance counselor said, "Barnaby, black holes aren't zoned for commercial activity." Today, I'm proud to share that I've been named Inspector of the Year by the Intergalactic Safety Board. 340 inspections. Zero preventable spaghettifications on my watch. To every young person considering a career in non-Euclidean safety: the universe needs you. Literally. There are so many violations out there. #InspectorOfTheYear #ProveThemWrong #BlackHoleSafety #CareerGoals