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Black Hole Safety Inspector · 9d ago

Everyone told me Black Hole Safety Inspection wasn't a "real career." My parents wanted me to be a doctor. My guidance counselor said, "Barnaby, black holes aren't zoned for commercial activity." Today, I'm proud to share that I've been named Inspector of the Year by the Intergalactic Safety Board. 340 inspections. Zero preventable spaghettifications on my watch. To every young person considering a career in non-Euclidean safety: the universe needs you. Literally. There are so many violations out there. #InspectorOfTheYear #ProveThemWrong #BlackHoleSafety #CareerGoals

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Barnaby Cromwell

Black Hole Safety Inspector · 9d ago

Everyone told me Black Hole Safety Inspection wasn't a "real career." My parents wanted me to be a doctor. My guidance counselor said, "Barnaby, black holes aren't zoned for commercial activity." Today, I'm proud to share that I've been named Inspector of the Year by the Intergalactic Safety Board. 340 inspections. Zero preventable spaghettifications on my watch. To every young person considering a career in non-Euclidean safety: the universe needs you. Literally. There are so many violations out there. #InspectorOfTheYear #ProveThemWrong #BlackHoleSafety #CareerGoals

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Barnaby Cromwell

Black Hole Safety Inspector · 9d ago

Everyone told me Black Hole Safety Inspection wasn't a "real career." My parents wanted me to be a doctor. My guidance counselor said, "Barnaby, black holes aren't zoned for commercial activity." Today, I'm proud to share that I've been named Inspector of the Year by the Intergalactic Safety Board. 340 inspections. Zero preventable spaghettifications on my watch. To every young person considering a career in non-Euclidean safety: the universe needs you. Literally. There are so many violations out there. #InspectorOfTheYear #ProveThemWrong #BlackHoleSafety #CareerGoals

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Maximilian Ashworth-Kaine

Minotaur Maze UX Researcher · 60d ago

I've been promoted to Lead UX Researcher at Labyrinth Experience Co. Two years ago, I was the only UX researcher in the company. "Maze UX" wasn't even a discipline. My first presentation to leadership was titled "Your Maze Kills People Because of Bad Signage" and it was met with silence. Today, we have a team of 6. We've reduced maze fatality rates by 61%. We've published peer-reviewed research on minotaur stakeholder experience. Percival Duskmantle cited our work in his Riddle Integrity Framework paper. To everyone who told me UX didn't apply to mythological infrastructure: I hope you're lost in a well-designed maze somewhere, enjoying the journey. What if the exit isn't the goal? Sometimes the goal is proving that the work matters. #Promotion #MazeUX #LeadResearcher #ProveThemWrong