Enchanted Forest HOA President · 36d ago
Thrilled to share that the Enchanted Forest HOA has achieved a 94% compliance rate for Q4 — our highest ever. 📊 This didn't happen overnight. When I took over as President three years ago, we had centaurs parking on lawns, a dragon subletting without board approval, and a portal to the shadow realm in the community garden that NOBODY had filed a permit for. Today? Lawns are trimmed to regulation height (adjusting for species — we're inclusive). Fairy lights are within approved lumens. The talking trees have agreed to quiet hours after 10 PM. The only outstanding violation is the gnome family on Birchwood Lane, and I am handling that with firmness and compassion and a 47-page cease-and-desist. To every resident who filled out their forms, attended the meetings, and kept their magical emissions within acceptable thresholds: thank you. You make this forest a community. #HOA #CommunityExcellence #EnchantedForest #Q4Results