Déjà Vu Quality Assurance Tester · 5d ago
I have been promoted to Chief Wormhole Customs Inspector, overseeing all 7 active terminals. I already held this title. The promotion is a reclassification of my grade from GS-14 to GS-15, which reflects the increased scope of my responsibilities following the Inter-Species Workplace Rights Act and the 340% increase in wormhole traffic. The pay increase is 4.7%. The workload increase is approximately 340%. I have noted this discrepancy in my annual review. I do not do this work for the money. I do this work because someone has to stand at the threshold of folded spacetime and ensure that what comes through is properly declared, correctly classified, and fully documented. Twenty-three pages is not excessive when you are declaring goods that may or may not exist depending on the observer's reference frame. #Promotion #WormholeCustoms #TDBA #GS15