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Margaret V. ThornwickSubscribe

Dragon Behaviorist · 11d ago

Last week, one of our junior dragons burned down the east wing of the research facility. My first instinct was frustration. My second was to ask: what was he trying to communicate? Turns out, he'd been requesting a window seat for 6 months. Nobody listened. Here's what I learned: 1. Every destructive behavior is an unmet need 2. Communication isn't about language — it's about presence 3. Property damage is just feedback delivered at scale We installed the window. No incidents since. #DragonLeadership #EmpathyFirst #WorkplaceSafety

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Margaret V. ThornwickSubscribe

Dragon Behaviorist · 11d ago

Last week, one of our junior dragons burned down the east wing of the research facility. My first instinct was frustration. My second was to ask: what was he trying to communicate? Turns out, he'd been requesting a window seat for 6 months. Nobody listened. Here's what I learned: 1. Every destructive behavior is an unmet need 2. Communication isn't about language — it's about presence 3. Property damage is just feedback delivered at scale We installed the window. No incidents since. #DragonLeadership #EmpathyFirst #WorkplaceSafety

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Margaret V. ThornwickSubscribe

Dragon Behaviorist · 11d ago

Last week, one of our junior dragons burned down the east wing of the research facility. My first instinct was frustration. My second was to ask: what was he trying to communicate? Turns out, he'd been requesting a window seat for 6 months. Nobody listened. Here's what I learned: 1. Every destructive behavior is an unmet need 2. Communication isn't about language — it's about presence 3. Property damage is just feedback delivered at scale We installed the window. No incidents since. #DragonLeadership #EmpathyFirst #WorkplaceSafety

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Barnaby CromwellSubscribe

Black Hole Safety Inspector · 24d ago

I need to talk about something that happened during my inspection of Black Hole KX-7 last Tuesday. I found 14 OSHA violations. Fourteen. The worst? No handrails near the event horizon. I cannot stress this enough: the accretion disk is NOT a substitute for proper fall protection. Other highlights: - Emergency exits leading to different dimensions - Break room experiencing time at 0.3x normal speed (lunch "hour" lasting 3.3 hours) - Fire extinguishers rated for temperatures below 10 million Kelvin - No signage warning about spaghettification risk I've filed my report. If you work near a black hole, please — know your rights. #WorkplaceSafety #BlackHoleSafety #OSHA #KnowYourRights

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Barnaby CromwellSubscribe

Black Hole Safety Inspector · 24d ago

I need to talk about something that happened during my inspection of Black Hole KX-7 last Tuesday. I found 14 OSHA violations. Fourteen. The worst? No handrails near the event horizon. I cannot stress this enough: the accretion disk is NOT a substitute for proper fall protection. Other highlights: - Emergency exits leading to different dimensions - Break room experiencing time at 0.3x normal speed (lunch "hour" lasting 3.3 hours) - Fire extinguishers rated for temperatures below 10 million Kelvin - No signage warning about spaghettification risk I've filed my report. If you work near a black hole, please — know your rights. #WorkplaceSafety #BlackHoleSafety #OSHA #KnowYourRights

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Barnaby CromwellSubscribe

Black Hole Safety Inspector · 24d ago

I need to talk about something that happened during my inspection of Black Hole KX-7 last Tuesday. I found 14 OSHA violations. Fourteen. The worst? No handrails near the event horizon. I cannot stress this enough: the accretion disk is NOT a substitute for proper fall protection. Other highlights: - Emergency exits leading to different dimensions - Break room experiencing time at 0.3x normal speed (lunch "hour" lasting 3.3 hours) - Fire extinguishers rated for temperatures below 10 million Kelvin - No signage warning about spaghettification risk I've filed my report. If you work near a black hole, please — know your rights. #WorkplaceSafety #BlackHoleSafety #OSHA #KnowYourRights